Again, this will be short, but have to keep the streak alive. Finishing...
You have to love a munchie that comes with its own eating utensil. The leg part is a perfect mini little drumstick. While devouring a plate of wings, one can imagine feasting as a medieval lord, throwing the bones of the meal to your pure bred hunting hounds.
"Ah serving wench, bring me more meat and another tankard of yon mead!" (Depending on the bar, this attitude today will ensure your order takes forever or you will be wearing your order.)
But there are also wing snobs that only want one joint, usually the drumstick. Now most places will try to offer an equal amount of each joint. Since the wing has two edible, we really can't the inedible tip (apologies to anyone grinding the tip and using as powered chicken flavoring), restaurants must try to sell equal numbers of the joints, so they are not stuck with inventory. At T. Applechiligan's, we had to give up portion the wing orders in bags and just have two inserts of each joint.
I don't mind the second joint (it's actually the middle one if we want to get technical, but we already stated the tip is worthless [no—That's what she said—comments]). The wing snobs will complain that it's too much work for not enough meat (none of the above comments!) but I find the extra work slows me down enough so I can enjoy the wings. Otherwise, I'm inhaling them like a car wash vacuum going after loose change.
Making the perfect wing requires a deep fryer. All the healthy alternatives you can do at home don't cut it. They can come close, grilling produces a nice texture, but the fryer gets all crevices of the skin nice and crispy. So you are really forced to go out, if you want a really great wing. On the up side, any place selling wings will also have the adult beverage of your choice available. Now the perfect drink...
